constantly chipper

Cooking, reading, and porn. What else do you need?

supamuthafuckinvillain:

marsneedswomen:

My favourite moment from an animated show

Watch this high it’s incredible

(Source: fyamericandad, via perks-of-being-chinese)

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

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dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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rickydillon:

shutupaubrey:

the best moment in film history

ICONIC

(Source: mariahcareys, via dild0)

snorlaxatives:

buttlicked:

not gunna lie……… im not a huge fan of garlic bread..„„

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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