constantly chipper

Cooking, reading, and porn. What else do you need?

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

(via dangervvank)

okaymad:

when your mutuals don’t reblog your selfie

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legalmeth:

euo:

"Now, I’m going to tell you a little story today. It’s a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear. A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places."
Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly


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legalmeth:

euo:

"Now, I’m going to tell you a little story today. It’s a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear. A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places."

Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

☆ similar here ☆

(via byeproducts)

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via menenyay)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via perks-of-being-chinese)

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(Source: heteroh, via perks-of-being-chinese)

vapooreon:

petition to have Raven Symone on the next season of American Horror Story

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