constantly chipper

Cooking, reading, and porn. What else do you need?

raeswittyblogname:

wouldve-married-you-in-vegas:

blow-away-with-words-of-love:

brianshairsmellslikecinnamon:

remember-etiquette:

I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST. 

I REALLY DID. 

I really tried too… 

The amount of sass this otter has…

otters are the fucking best

i can’t ever not reblog this

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thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

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batsenor:

I wanna cuddle and feel your dick against my butt

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

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heyfunniest:

An emotional journey,

heyfunniest:

An emotional journey,

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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE


You bought diet coke that you don’t like…. You don’t make a very good case for yourself

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

You bought diet coke that you don’t like…. You don’t make a very good case for yourself

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uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

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realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

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