constantly chipper

Cooking, reading, and porn. What else do you need?

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

True story though

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200degreemrfahrenheit:

Series of paintings discovered in an abandon mental asylum in Italy.

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akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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topgearaddiction:

Handy Clarkson.

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felixvato:

When you finally beat a boss that you thought you weren’t going to able to defeat it

For a second I thought they meant work boss 😶

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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